Agnostic remember?
I might have been joking about Jesus Christ- never met the guy before, so who knows for sure?
According to 'ol Brigham Young, the deepest, darkest pit of Hell is reserved for my kind- eh, so be it. That bunch did reportedly baptize 'ol Adolf for the dead though- that's some creepy shit there.
So I guess I'll be pitifully looking up at Hitler for all eternity (heaven has levels you know, just like our dollar bill). Kinda makes that FEMA camp looka notsa badda...