Or a kick in the nuts or ass and they won't be able to do anything. Or throw fire crackers at there feet or paint on there coustums and then laugh.

This kind of reminds me of the "tasteless Halloween costum contest" by Howard Stern when he was on public radio. People came in as 9/11 victims covered in ashes. Another dude came in as that college (or high school) kid who was sodomized with objects, he came in with like a pine cone in his ass. Forgot what the others were.