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Chavez: Oil Will Be Destroyed If Attacked
Chávez, Seeking Foreign Allies, Spends Billions
Chavez Prepares His People's Army To Confront U.S.
Chavez: U.S. Will 'Bite The Dust' If It Invades Venezuela
Chavez Says Venezuelans Would Repel U.S.

There's a kabillion more links on this site about Venezuela/U.S. relations. Really, a kabillion.