Jay Leno on Politics

[PhilosophyGenius]

-"Newsweek reports that President Bush likes Harriet Miers because she didnt go to an Ivy League school, she worked hard, and she achieved everything on her own without family help....so you see that opposites attract"

-"Al Qaeda is now looking to hire people for video production for international media coverage. But unlike the White House, they're only looking for people with experience.

Would you want to work for Al Qaeda? I heard that Osama Bin Laden is a real jerk to work with. He's not a nice guy at all. Try to tell him you want this Thursday off for Yom Kippur."

-"Intersting women this Harriet Myers ya know she used to be a democrat, then found God and became a republican...which is kind of backwards because usually in Washington, you become a republican get indicted, go to jail, then you find God"

[princesskittypoo]

not as funny when it's written out.

[jetsetlemming]

Nope. I don't get that last one.

[princesskittypoo]

i think it's his face that makes the jokes funny.

[PhilosophyGenius]

Nope. I don't get that last one.

people become religious in jail....lots of repulicans may go there

[miss_muffet]

lol. too funny.

[uPpY]

iZ ShE tHe LaWer thAt Got Em' oFF dA CokE cHaRgEz...?...oR thE DrUnK DrIveInn....?

[jetsetlemming]

people become religious in jail....lots of repulicans may go there

Yeah, but I figure most republicans already found god, prison or no prison.

[PhilosophyGenius]

Yeah, but I figure most republicans already found god, prison or no prison.

true, but it's just a joke