LMAO

1)You don't have to "drop a nuke on em' dude", as it is, there is so much depleted uranium over there(from our bombs and bullets-from GULF 1) that not only will "dem darn terrorizers" be having babies born without eyes(I can show you the pictures), but US soldiers get a little taste of it too walking around. Haven't you seen the kids of us soldiers born with flipper arms?(I can show you those too)

So if fighting for freedom means getting uranium poisoning, why not sign up right now, why sit on a message board fighting hippies when you could go find bin laden for us, of course Americans don't want to find bin laden, they love terrorism, so does bush, this is why the terrorism will never end. It's good for business. All those private companies getting a piece of the pie. $CHA-CHING$

2)Speaking of $CHA-CHING$, it's much more lucrative to fight for a development or security contract and live the high life while US soldiers get paid peanuts to protect you. I love freedom, but if I can have a gung-ho killer ask to be cannon fodder, I might as well get paid right? That's the American dream.

3)Oh hey, speaking of the American dream, I'm so happy that those soldiers are fighting for freedom, I was afraid the Iraqis were about to stage a beach landing in NJ. But besides that, when they come back you have to feel proud that they will get their jobs at wal-mart back. Perhaps missing some limbs, but hey, anything to protect my freedom to buy chinese made yellow ribbon magnets.

4)Since we're talking about freedom too, I wish there was a way for me to tell those soldiers they don't have to do house to house searches in Iraq kicking people's doors down in the middle of the night. You know why, because if the government allows me to keep my guns and if bin laden shows up on my doorstep he'll see what happens. I don't need some wet behind the ears new jack fighting for me in the sands of Iraq. If they want to die for freedom, why not do it in the US, there's lots of terrorists here trying taking away freedoms and constitutional rights.

5)Now that we've gotten to rights, everyone has a right to join our imperial armies, and since the military is struggling for recruits, why waste time fighting "hippies" when you can be a freedomizer!

6)Finally, if you were really worried about terrorists and not what channel they're moving American Idol too, you might ask, how's bin laden doing? The anthrax perps? (maybe they're in Iran-LMAO)....ahhh yes, gotta love the power of nightmares.

The guy who is all upset doesn't even know he's spewing neocon ideology, and furthermore, doesn't even know what a neocon is. That should make everyone laugh.

Knowledge is the antidote to fear - emerson