What Would Be Your Excuse To Get Out Of A Draft?

[dz]

I’d show up dressed in drag, after having spent a week on acid crack and heroin. While being inspected I would urinate and giggle like a schoolgirl while rubbing my crotch and making flirty eyes with the commanding officer. To seal the deal maybe I would defecate and draw a stars and stripes on the floor with my poo then roll around in it while doing my best impression of Marilyn Monroe’s happy birthday Mr. President.



Think it could work?

yes, and i think that was way too mcuh information

[rachel]

Can you say baby boom? I guess you guys couldn't get pregnant, but the women here are safe.