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    Cheney To Be President Until Bush "Ready To Resume His Duties" After Colonoscopy

    Bush to undergo 'routine' colonoscopy

    http://www.breitbart.com/article.php...show_article=1

    (Gold9472: Jesus... talk about scary.)

    Jul 20 12:48 PM US/Eastern

    US President George W. Bush will undergo a "routine colonoscopy" at the Camp David retreat on Saturday, temporarily ceding his powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said Friday.

    Cheney will serve as acting president until such time as Bush, who will be under anesthesia, says he is ready to resume his duties, presidential spokesman Tony Snow told reporters.

    "The president has had no symptoms" of cancer, said Snow, who noted that Bush had been scheduled for such an examination since undergoing a colonoscopy in June 2002.
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    I don't feel confertable with Cheney behind that 'red phone'. You know the one I'm talking about.

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    That's like putting Charles Manson alone in a room full of people hog-tied and gagged with signs on their foreheads that say "Kill Me", and giving him a really big knife.
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    Or like letting Count Dracula be the night guard at a blood bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilosophyGenius
    Or like letting Count Dracula be the night guard at a blood bank.
    EXACTLY.
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    Lets just hope for good news. Like a bowel obstruction, or a nice inoperable cancerous tumor. I thought I would never wish that on anyone. I stand corrected.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhilosophyGenius
    Or like letting Count Dracula be the night guard at a blood bank.
    You inspired me...

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    Choosing Cheney as VP was always Bush's trump card against assassination.

    It reminds me of that bit that Dave Chappelle used to do. Remember the one where the first black president has a Mexican VP? Funny stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simuvac
    Choosing Cheney as VP was always Bush's trump card against assassination.

    It reminds me of that bit that Dave Chappelle used to do. Remember the one where the first black president has a Mexican VP? Funny stuff.
    His Black Bush bits were some of the funniest EVER!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTZp1qwWdoA

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