Barrett vs O'Reilly
Barrett to Throw “Mr. Bill” O’Reilly in Harbor—But Will He Pull Him Out?

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On December 16th, 2006, 9/11 truth activists will converge on Boston to throw their copies of The 9/11 Commission Report into Boston Harbor. The event is expected to spark a nationwide uprising culminating in a second American revolution. [For information on the 9/11 Boston Tea Party, see]

Along with the Omissions Commission Reports, 9/11 truth activist Kevin Barrett will throw Fox News commentator Bill O’Reilly into Boston Harbor. The question is, will he pull him out? And if so, will he save O’Reilly by administering mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

The thought might gag an ordinary mortal. But Barrett, who has had Foxloads of offal slung in his general direction by knuckle-dragging yahoos, is no stranger to the foul and flatulent. The fact that “Mr. Bill” is just a life-sized two-dimensional mock-up seems not to have lightened Barrett’s burden.

“If I leave O’Reilly ‘floating in the harbor,’ just think what that would do to the ecosystem—the oil slick would kill all the harbor marine life and threaten the entire North Atlantic. I think I’d better pull him out. But what if he needs mouth-to-mouth? I’m almost retching just thinking about it.”

The O’Reilly Harbor Toss is Barrett’s response to a thinly-veiled threat from Mr. Bill. During his program on 11 July, O'Reilly expressed dismay that Barrett, one of 80 university-affiliated Ph.D. members of Scholars for 9/11 Truth, was being allowed to teach: “At the University of Wisconsin there are no standards. . . . I'm stunned. This guy would have been gone at Boston University, my alma mater, in a heartbeat. The Chancellor there, John Silber, would of--would have--this guy'd be in the Charles River floating down, you know, toward the harbor."

Barrett, who has been the target of more filth & foulness flowing from O'Reilly's mouth than anyone other than sex-harrassment victim Andrea Mackris, insisted that the O'Reilly Harbor Toss was about humor, not revenge. "It's going to be like the Mr. Bill show," Barrett explained. "I say, 'Mr. Bill's going for a swim' and throw him in. He says (squeaky voice) 'Ohh Noooo!!! Save me, Mr. Kevin, save me!' I say, 'Hmmm...let's I really want to save Mr. Bill?' And then...well, I hope I'll have it in me to do the right thing."

Three days after the December 16th O'Reilly Harbor Toss, on Tuesday, December 19th, Kevin Barrett is scheduled to make his first-ever appearance on the O'Reilly Factor. Will O'Reilly thank Barrett for pulling him out of the harbor? Or will Mr. Bill just spew more humorless venom and thinly-veiled threats? Stay tuned...