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Thread: Goodbye To All That Oil

  1. #31
    beltman713 Guest
    Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
    The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
    Michael asked, "What about the children?"
    The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
    Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"

  2. #32
    laurabears Guest
    *gasp* and *double gasp*

  3. #33
    somebigguy Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by beltman713
    Michael Jackson was on a ship with 100 boy scouts when it hit an iceberg and started to sink.
    The captain announced "We're sinking! Everyone abandon ship!"
    Michael asked, "What about the children?"
    The captain replied, "Fuck the children!"
    Michael looked around eagerly and asked "Do we have time?"
    You get the clap for that one!!!

    Come on everyone, give Beltman the clap.

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