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    beltman713 Guest

    Operation removes lightbulb from Man's anus

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060629/...BhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

    Operation removes lightbulb from anus

    Thu Jun 29, 7:34 AM ET

    MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

    Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

    "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

    "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

    Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

    "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

    "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

    The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

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    How do you not know if you have a light bulb shoved up your ass?
    No One Knows Everything. Only Together May We Find The Truth JG


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    AuGmENTor Guest
    Ida prolly have broken it tryin to push it out like a turd.... Good story man.

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    princesskittypoo Guest
    even if you're drugged you'd know what was causing the discomfort... he was probably doing some kind of kinky sex act.

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    AuGmENTor Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by princesskittypoo
    even if you're drugged you'd know what was causing the discomfort... he was probably doing some kind of kinky sex act.
    Do you know something we dont, KPK????

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    princesskittypoo Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by AuGmENTor
    Do you know something we dont, KPK????
    yes i do.... now guess!

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    AuGmENTor Guest
    I get no hints?

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    somebigguy Guest
    So they got the lightbulb out of Jon's ass???

    How come his head is still stuck up there? You'd think they'd take that out too.

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    Good Doctor HST Guest
    You don't need an operation to get a light bulb out of your ass. Just be sure to relax your sphincter muscle, grab a pair of forceps, and proceed with caution. The whole process takes roughly 15, 20 minutes, depending on the size of the bulb.

    Oh..... you know what. Ignore all that.... I have NO idea what to do when a light bulb gets shoved into one's ass. You gotta believe me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Good Doctor HST
    You don't need an operation to get a light bulb out of your ass. Just be sure to relax your sphincter muscle, grab a pair of forceps, and proceed with caution. The whole process takes roughly 15, 20 minutes, depending on the size of the bulb.

    Oh..... you know what. Ignore all that.... I have NO idea what to do when a light bulb gets shoved into one's ass. You gotta believe me
    No One Knows Everything. Only Together May We Find The Truth JG


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