Quote Originally Posted by Gold9472
A Non Crazy Sounding Opening Statement When Telling People The Truth

A few days after his inauguration, George W. Bush asked his principals to find a "way" to invade Iraq. 9/11 happened, and we went to war with Iraq. It's not crazy to suspect that 9/11 was the Bush Administration's "way" to invade Iraq especially since that's what they used to do it.
I prefer the Crazy Sounding Opening Statement When Telling People The Truth:

"Dude, I'm telling you, none of the planes where hijacked, the WTC were brought down by thermate, a small jet hit the Pentagon, and all the planes were remote controlled. This was orchestrated by the Bush Administration for global domination"....."What? You think I'm crazy? I am crazy mothafucka!"

And that's where you start fighting.