What Would Be Your Excuse To Get Out Of A Draft?

There's a lot of stories about Jimi Hendrix pretending to be gay in order to get out of serving...

What would you do to get out of a draft? If anything?

laugh at them.... shoot some speed and suck a dick....

my uncle faked high blood pressure to stay out... something about lots of coffee and breathing weird...

I’d show up dressed in drag, after having spent a week on acid crack and heroin. While being inspected I would urinate and giggle like a schoolgirl while rubbing my crotch and making flirty eyes with the commanding officer. To seal the deal maybe I would defecate and draw a stars and stripes on the floor with my poo then roll around in it while doing my best impression of Marilyn Monroe’s happy birthday Mr. President.



Think it could work?

But Gold would "pretend" to be gay, right Gold?

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Originally Posted by somebigguy

But Gold would "pretend" to be gay, right Gold?

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nice.

im guessing just sitting on the floor and not going is the best way to avoid a draft? maybe chain yourself to a fence or something?

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Originally Posted by ThotPolice

I’d show up dressed in drag, after having spent a week on acid crack and heroin. While being inspected I would urinate and giggle like a schoolgirl while rubbing my crotch and making flirty eyes with the commanding officer. To seal the deal maybe I would defecate and draw a stars and stripes on the floor with my poo then roll around in it while doing my best impression of Marilyn Monroe’s happy birthday Mr. President.



Think it could work?

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yes, and i think that was way too mcuh information ;)

Can you say baby boom? I guess you guys couldn't get pregnant, but the women here are safe. ;)

i would rather go to iraq then have a kid... lol...

im j/k but that is sure no reason to have a kid...