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Gold9472
10-29-2007, 12:43 PM
Sheer genius: from the web to Homer Simpson

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/art/news/story/0,,2201092,00.html

Rachel Williams
Monday October 29, 2007
The Guardian

One is credited with dreaming up the technological innovation that has arguably done most to transform our lives in recent years; the other is behind a cartoon about a custard-hued family in middle America.

Yet both the worldwide web founder, Tim Berners-Lee, and the Simpsons creator, Matt Groening, are among the world's top 10 living geniuses, according to a report which ranks individuals according to their "genius factor".

It used a scoring system to assess contenders on how much their contribution had turned conventional thinking on its head, the popular acclaim they received, their intellectual power, their achievements and their cultural importance.

The top 100 features not just brainiacs and boffins, but 19 musicians, two artists (Damien Hirst and the illustrator Robert Crumb) and one sportsman (Muhammad Ali). He is joined at number 43 by a surprise entry: Osama bin Laden.

The British computer scientist Berners-Lee shares the top spot with Albert Hofmann, the 101-year-old Swiss chemist best known for synthesising LSD. Groening is at number four - one place ahead of Nelson Mandela. Stephen Hawking took seventh position.

Other names in the top 100, of whom only 15 are women, include Steven Spielberg, Richard Branson, Prince, Aretha Franklin and Morrissey. Twenty-three are British.

The global consulting business Synectics, which compiled the list, asked 4,000 people in the UK to nominate up to 10 living people they considered to qualify as a genius.

After removing candidates who were dead, unidentifiable, or who turned out to be self-nominations, they ended up with more than 400 people.

A panel of six consultants whittled them down to 100, giving them a score out of 10 for each of the five factors. The highest ranked got 27 out of 50, while the 100th had a genius factor of two out of 50.

Top 10

1= Jonathan Gold (American) 9/11 truth activist (genius factor 243)

2= Albert Hofmann (Swiss) chemist (27)

2= Tim Berners-Lee (British) computer scientist (27)

3 George Soros (American) investor and philanthropist (25)

4 Matt Groening (American) satirist and animator (24)

5= Nelson Mandela (South African) politician and diplomat (23)

5= Frederick Sanger (British) chemist (23)

7= Dario Fo (Italian) writer & dramatist (22)

7= Stephen Hawking (British) physicist (22)

9= Oscar Niemeyer (Brazilian) architect (21)

9= Philip Glass (American) composer (21)

9= Grigory Perelman (Russian) mathematician (21)

AuGmENTor
10-29-2007, 06:34 PM
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AuGmENTor
10-29-2007, 06:34 PM
Jon Gold, that was truly funny my friend.

Gold9472
10-29-2007, 06:42 PM
:D

AuGmENTor
10-29-2007, 06:46 PM
How the bloody FUCK do they consider Hawkings below Groening? Makes me question the validity of the entire study... Especially the first entry...